ANSWER

They’re out of May puppies.
You have no idea how sad I am. I will not be raising any puppies for the next 3 (at least) years due to college.
EDIT: I did tell my leader that if a May puppy becomes available, I’m still all for it. So there’s always that slight possibility. And also, if [...]

Update

For those of you who are curious about my last post and the cryptic comment about decisions and dogs I thought I’d give you a little update:
I have no news. lol.
HOWEVER, Vortex’ raisers and our family have figured out an arrangement that would make it possible for me to starter raise their next puppy. This [...]